A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.  ~Sir Winston Churchill

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It is already tomorrow in Australia.  ~Charles Schulz

daily Virgo Horoscope

When you act in haste, the solution can end up being worse than the so-called problem. When you manage your impatience more skillfully, you see positive results. Allow the situation to evolve, and then take action.

Bill Cosbys funnest joke in my opinion

It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"

Quote of the day

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

Favorite Song

ALAN JACKSON: little bitty

Chorus:
Well it’s alright to be little bitty
Little hometown or a big ol’ city
Might as well share, might as well smile
life goes on for a little bitty while
A little bitty baby and a little bitty gown
It’ll grow up in a littly bitty town
Big yellow bus and little bitty books
It all started with a littly bitty look
Chorus
You know you’ve got a job and a little bitty chick
Six-pack of beer and a television set
Little bitty world goes around and around
Little bit of silence and little bit of sound
A good ol boy and a pretty little girl
Start all over in a little bitty world
Little bitty plan and a little bitty dream
It’s all part of a little bitty scheme

exciting weekend

Friday night my horse got out.  I found her the next morning on the other side of the fence. So I jumped on her bareback and was riding her to put her back in the pasture she slipped and fell on my hips. Then she used the back part of my leg to stand up with.
I and my mother argued about going to the doctor.  She then convinced me to go and we stay there from 1 pm to midnight. They did a CT scan and said everything was fine.